The Shirtless TestThe Shirtless Test (Him or Me)By SerenaA/N: OK, so I've read the books. Seen both movies now. And if I had to choose, definitely, absolutely, hands down, Jacob. But I despise Bella because she's got zero personality. And I despise Edward because he's just downright creepy. I know I'll probably get a TON of flames for this, but it's just my opinion.Anyhoodles, I should warn you that this oneshot is short and off the charts random.Disc: Don't own!My breath caught, frosty in the crisp spring afternoon. The sun glittered through the trees, speckling down on my stricken face. Its rays also caught hold of the two men who currently held pl